Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and...

By Jdub - 28/05/2009 00:51 - United States

Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and mom, where you had to take off your shoes and sit on the floor. After the meal, I realized my shoes were no longer where I put them. For the seven years the restaurant has been open, I'm the first person to get their shoes stolen. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 20:01

Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML

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You deserved it 133

Food flight

By ashley_skillz06 - 24/01/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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Barred for life

By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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You deserved it 7 065

By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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You deserved it 58 789

White Lotus vibes

By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 10:00

Today, I had to deal with a guest who'd left his shoes outside his door to be polished. I told him our hotel doesn’t offer shoe polishing, so if they’re gone they must have been stolen. He then accused me of stealing them for myself, even though I’m a woman with feet 6 sizes smaller than his. FML

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You deserved it 92

By NOOOOOO - 16/08/2015 23:18 - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

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You deserved it 2 487

Not a people person

By Just me - 13/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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You deserved it 168

fuckmeamiright 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:54

i'm sure that's what they tell everyone

dianeface 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:55

You must've had some pretty cool shoes!

Comments

HeyitsPheddy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:10

I would have stolen another pair of shoes.

alex_vik 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:11

Who steals shoes?

izzyyy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:19

Who approves this load of garbage? Oh whoa is you because you had your shoes stolen! Unless they were expensive shoes then YDI simply for thinking this anecdote was FML worthy. This should be on White Whines.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:20

Japanese food's just fine. I don't know what you're talking about. Remember, it's not a matter of something never happening, it's that it hasn't happened YET. Sucks though. I guess you had nice shoes? Hopefully, they weren't too expensive/special.

teehee520 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:29

Hmm, the way I see it at least everyone else's shoes was stolen and they left yours because its just that ugly. Take it as a compliment I guess.

brkn_hearted 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:35

dammit #15, took my words before i thought them... i'd take it as both a compliment as well as somebody being an assfuck, it means that someone liked your shoes enough to want to and eventually do steal them :)

aurochspark 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:39

I agree with #13 - this really should be on White Whines.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:39

Maybe you just had too much Sake and forgot where you parked them?

slitherysloth 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:56

#13, maybe the OP's life isn't altered terribly by this occurrence, that's true, but honestly, people on this site don't want to hear all the things that would REALLY be FML worthy. "Today, my entire family died in a car accident. FML". Is that really funny? No, not at all. Sometimes it's good just to hear a story about somebody stuck in an unfortunate but (tastefully) funny situation. Somebody getting their shoes stolen in a Japanese restaraunt = comedy = this site continues to run. Somebody losing their entire family to a car accident = not comedy = no more fmylife.com. Try to focus on the humor.