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By LaRae17 - 04/08/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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Passing

By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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Old soul

By Olivia - 09/08/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML

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By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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Grown up

By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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My short hair!

By Trama1201 - 04/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML

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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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Hell no

By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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MarkerofMagic 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:15

ahaha creepyy

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:22

Shouldn't you be in school yourself?

Comments

Tishawna_fml 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:18

wow creep

GodinezXC 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 20:47

your hair is fûćkîñg awesome

selenagirl_fml 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 22:02

that's from Tokyo Hotel smartass...

ImTheAlpha 30

Friday 23 March 2012 17:29

Is that Bill Kaulitz in your profile pic?

xLoginx 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:18

how do you know how old her dad is I mean she is in elementary school

AlexisSilver 10

Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:21

oh yeah, so her daddy would be 16. He Would have had to had her at 10 at least! Either way, there is something wrong with this man.

PurplePigeon 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 7:19

there's nothing wrong with a guy finding a girl attractive, especially if he doesn't know how old she isn't. it would bad if he knew and didn't care.

whocaresfylfml 0

Monday 25 July 2011 5:25

well no, actually he could be a young single dad who thought she was over the age of 18 just cause he asks doesn't mean he's a perv(unless he's married) also its kinda wrong for him to make his young daughter say that