Miscellaneous: Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on.... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 20:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 01:08 - United States - Irving

Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML

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One night stand

By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 02:12 - Canada

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Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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Kkkiana 7

Monday 31 December 2012 23:05

Creepy!

cr3ativity 15

Monday 31 December 2012 23:05

Who knows? I heard trolls these days stopped taking socks and started to take undergarments

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saksxalmo 20

Tuesday 1 January 2013 0:53

1. Why were you sleeping with a bra on in the first place? 2. How did you not wake up during that? FYL though, no one deserves to be molested in their sleep.

1zar1 10

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:04

Could have been worse. It could have happened when you lived alone, that would be creepier.

LokitaAzulita 4

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:17

How do yu not wake up while someone takes yur bra off? I know that would have gotten somebody punched

cartedor 18

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:22

I want to know if the panties disappeared too? could op sleepwalk?

stargazer95 4

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:29

at lised your brother didnt take it.

B4m1337 9

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:32

Ninja rapist?

JustASmallTownBo_fml 7

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:36

The twist is that OP is a guy.

iCake 13

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:18

Well we all know where he went...

skyenoelle 15

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:24

It would have been funnier if you had caught him in the act.

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:42

that's creepy on so many levels , hope that doesn't happen again .

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