By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 20:04 - United States

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Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML
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cr3ativity 15

Who knows? I heard trolls these days stopped taking socks and started to take undergarments

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Comments

GlitterValentina 12

Sounds like a joke really; if it was someone perverted they would have most likely kept your bra on.

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unhappybitch 8

If it was someone perverted they wouldn't keep her bra on....

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GlitterValentina 12

They would so they wouldn't get caught. They removed it as a joke so she would be freaked out over it. Just my opinion though.

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lilhellian 26

I would think if he could get it off, he could get it back on..

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Sunkistlover718 21

I suspect that nargles had something to do with it...

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Roguedork19 8

Good effort though

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RedmontFief 7

I sort of doubt it, nargles just float around inside your skull and make you head fuzzy, but I guess t could have something to do with her not noticing?

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Despereaux 15

That's when you wait until he takes a shower and replace all his clothes with a single bra.

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bananagrams 9

Another bra would probably just make his day...

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I_Like_Vimto 6

Maybe you were uncomfortable and woke up in the middle of the night and took it off? I know I do stuff like that.

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Felling 14

And then happened to forget and post a FML about it.

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lou_knee 6

It would be quite easy to forget if she did it when she was half asleep.

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chris_a7x 11

That's messed up... You should go punch him.

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HortonThelephant 15

It was the bed intruder!! He's climbing in yo' window, snatching yo' people up! (and bra) lol. At least he didn't try to rape you..

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283leis 8

You never know! OP should probably take a pregnancy test now.

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usnwife 18

If she can sleep through someone removing her bra, I wouldn't be surprised if she could sleep through being raped... I honestly don't know how she could sleep so soundly, a bra goes all the way around meaning they had to pull it out from under her or roll her over - that's some pretty sound sleeping!!

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U_GotitDude 18

Hm, makes you wonder about your brothers friend

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Kpopluva 11

I believe that was implied in the FML at least that was OP's inclination.

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xsarax_fml 10

dang girl you are one heavy sleeper! lol

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zzzmonkey 5

Tell your mom or dad!

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