Miscellaneous: Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on....

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 20:04 - United States

Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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Egg mode

By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 01:08 - United States - Irving

Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML

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One night stand

By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 02:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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Kkkiana 7

Monday 31 December 2012 23:05

Creepy!

cr3ativity 15

Monday 31 December 2012 23:05

Who knows? I heard trolls these days stopped taking socks and started to take undergarments

Comments

ravenevercross 19

Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:30

If he got your bra off while you slept, wonder where else he might have gone/done.

thejeffman 4

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:35

You should be more worried about who took it off

Gatebreaker 5

Friday 4 January 2013 12:03

You must be a dead when you sleep. How do you not feel it taken away

row74 7

Monday 7 January 2013 1:24

I'd be less worried about the bra and more worried about the photo on his phone that probably goes with it!

icepick23 12

Wednesday 9 January 2013 21:18

Might want to pop some Plan B, just in case...

Krimzon 5

Monday 14 January 2013 10:26

You're a hard sleeper.

Horsempeg 25

Wednesday 22 May 2013 7:28

Sometimes I strip in my sleep, maybe you do too?

VampOfSavannah 31

Wednesday 1 January 2014 10:30

Sleeping or not, how the **** couldn't you feel someone taking off your bra?

MissleDusting 7

Friday 10 January 2014 17:10

How did you sleep through that

delude 26

Friday 9 May 2014 2:07

I wonder what happened to it

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