Miscellaneous: Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen,...

By angry - 28/06/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 088

You deserved it 8 687

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Card problem

By BureaucraticLimbo - 01/01/2020 14:00

Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 433

You deserved it 521

By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 142

You deserved it 1 169

By xXPikachuXx - 22/07/2019 02:01

Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 554

You deserved it 400

Too late

By Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 447

You deserved it 207

By pissedandpoor - 15/04/2016 17:50 - United States - Meadville

Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 995

You deserved it 2 962

GIVE ME BOOZE, NOW!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 22:01

Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 855

You deserved it 160

By starstruck - 20/11/2009 09:36 - France

Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 369

You deserved it 18 058

By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 697

You deserved it 5 543

By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 103 739

You deserved it 8 421

By JackSteely - 22/12/2011 12:04

Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 902

You deserved it 2 829

Pr0grammer 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:17

Wow. You probably shouldn't be carrying around your SS card though..

soccerkrzy 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:15

Or your birth certificate...duh.

Comments

wingedspiritus 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:31

Isn't there another way to identify yourself? o_o;;

master565 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:31

this is called systum fail

happylittleman 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:26

This is called a spelling fail.

Everlasting_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:34

... Why is it that EVERY comment is "buried"? Anyway, wow. That would be horrible. So now you can say you don't exist?

miles2190 2

Monday 29 June 2009 7:44

I lived that fml. you have to go to a social security office and get a printout with the number, your name and a persons from the offices signature, then get the id.

c6dragster 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:49

the same thing happened to me, only vastly different...

freakaroo 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:50

*BAM!* -Catch 22! J. Heller would be so proud...

Lifesucksdodrugs 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:54

Yeah, sorry. Definitely fake. This system you've made up is fatally flawed, seeing as under these laws nobody could procure either card to begin with, and thus nobody would own either from the start.

xabuko 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:59

That sucks..but somehow they cant be true...what do they expect you to do????

davdude12 0

Monday 29 June 2009 8:01

All the comments show on the FML app. on my iPod touch not that it helps or anything

tallproducer 0

Monday 29 June 2009 8:15

This happened to me kinda..for anyone that dont know(As far as colorado is concerned)I couldnt get an id with..OUT an ID!LOL even tho i had my ss card and my birth certificate.its b/cuz they changed the laws and if u wait past ur 18thbday to get an id then u have to go to some place where they make u bring all kinds of stuff just to verify you are who u are,,crazy huh.