Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to...

By justine - 13/12/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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By teeeessst - 13/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By embarassed - 25/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 02:00

Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truckstop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud, that I wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML

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nolifeatall 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:45

what a bitch, i would have just run into the stall before her. you def didn't deserve it.

alexandraa_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:44

What a hag!

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skittles009 0

Friday 22 April 2011 2:56

um when ir preggo u have to go NOW u dont always get warning

cherrypie22 6

Monday 12 September 2011 3:29

Wow. A line to the bathroom isn't that long. Plus there's mutiple stalls, so the line couldn't take more than 5 mins. Plus you could have gone before you left. So ydi for having no bladder control at all and not planning ahead!

blayke96 8

Friday 28 October 2011 3:27

At least she said you didn't look pregnant!!

SweetTooth78 0

Monday 23 April 2012 5:11

Gosh ! I am so sorry OP ! People these days have no respect and don't know how to Communicate ! At least you were brave enough to ask ;) good luck

CzechIsBack 15

Monday 23 July 2012 22:11

Tell her she is a dumb bitch and who gave her the role of line police. Seriously, just cut ahead. What are the others going to do?

Kaguya99 20

Friday 27 July 2012 0:09

That sucks...I luckily never had that happen to me while I was pregnant especially since I didn't really look pregnant either. Though I have leaked through my shirt in public because I am nursing and that is just as embarrassing especially if it happens at work and you work with only men >.>