Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to...

By justine - 13/12/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By teeeessst - 13/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By embarassed - 25/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 02:00

Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truckstop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud, that I wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML

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nolifeatall 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:45

what a bitch, i would have just run into the stall before her. you def didn't deserve it.

alexandraa_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:44

What a hag!

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neon_shoes 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:01

Uhmm it is kind of hard to know if you are serious or not when through the internet. So whatever.FREAK.

Barr13 0

Friday 18 December 2009 5:35

I'm in my third trimester. If the OP thinks she needs to pee all the time now she has a whole world of fun coming. Like its been stated your bladder is not being squished if you don't even look pregnant. The main reason that early for needing to pee more frequently is that you're drinking more, so really it could be anyone that drank a lot that day and needed to use the bathroom badly.

boatkicker 4

Friday 18 December 2009 16:39

I had assumed that the woman in the bathroom just figured OP was fat, as opposed to pregnant. I've seen plenty of women who look pregnant and it turns out are just fat, and plenty of women who are near the end of their pregnancy, but just look fat, as opposed to pregnant. I figured that was the case in this one, in which case, that sucks for the OP. But you could be right, and if she isn't showing, then OP is just being whiny.

Firesprite2009 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 0:20

Neon, who's being rude now? You're totally disrespectful, and I agree with whoever it was who said about staying home for 9 months. You can't expect them to not have a life, and it was a sudden thing, where she REALLY, had to go. Obviously, the other woman didn't need to go as badly, seeing as if she did, she would have just said no, shut up, and kept following the queue to the toilet, instead of berating someone for lying, when clearly, she had no idea. OP, I hope you got an apology from her. &&, Congraz & GL with your pregnancy. xx

neon_shoes 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:43

OK I'M SORRY FOR STATING MY OPINION. And the person who I've been auguring with, I just realized that you were on the same side as me the whole time, I just read it wrong. I'm sorry, you don't know how stupid I feel right now.

sony01 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 2:13

you Shouldve worn a Diaper!

dirtyrussian97 0

Monday 21 June 2010 5:50

just say I dont need this shit from you lady and pass her

Ciege 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:31

At the point of the end, you grab a nice wet spot, be sure to get a good amount on your hands, and run it through her hair with the comment of "I hope you enjoy the smell as much as i do the rest of the play"

lcsun69 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:31

No... you don't.

ILOVE2model 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:27

awww I'm sorry. and atleast you look good pregnant if she couldn't even tell (;

peachee_26 0

Friday 17 September 2010 7:47

Nope, it doesn't work that way. Being pregnant doesn't give you the right to jump the queue. The woman had no right to assume you were lying, or to lecture you, but you weren't entitled to use the bathroom before her just because you're knocked up. If you can't hold your bladder, you shouldn't be out seeing plays, you should be at home.