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By lisa321 - 02/04/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 14:00

Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML

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By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

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By timmyb - 02/03/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By NeedTea - 21/12/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at Starbucks to get tea before work and was surprised that there wasn't a line. As I was leaving, the automatic door closed, knocking my tea out of my hand. I headed back in, only to discover a huge line had formed and they made me pay for the replacement that their door spilled. FML

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By I hate my job - 08/06/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 12:07 - Sweden

Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML

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Cool beans

By oopsiecoffee - 09/04/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML

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By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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Fight or flight

By Jeffery89000 - 14/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML

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sleepless15_p 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:55

If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

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godawgs313 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:06

maybe don't be such a dick next time, i'd skeet in your cappo...dick

omglolydi 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:06

You're the fool for: 1) Being a baby 2) Going to Starbucks in the first place and spending all that money on coffee

nolubba1037 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:07

first of all, fake. second of all, DOUCHE

bread_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:23

You're a jackass. I hope they kicked you out without any coffee.

KerrBear1990 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:23

Ok, so you are yelling back and forth and you finally realize that its just an April Fools Day prank, I personally would have switched the scenario around and made them think it was my plan all along and yell out April Fools! That way you dont feel like an idiot and they cant be pissed off because they were pranking you. Secondly, did you know they took "Gullible" out of the dictionary.

Ibeapirate 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:25

Haha you idiot, Starbucks does not run out of coffee. Take a chill pill and wean yourself from the caffeine before you hurt someone.

Herbal_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:34

Wow you're a bitch.

sweetkisses0530 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:35

it's not nice to mess with people before they get some caffeine in their system!

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:36

If you think that you need coffee you are psychotic. OP is psychotic and a raging bitch.

audiogasmic 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 17:39

i HATE customers like you that freak out over stupid shit. oh my god. you're an asshole. do not ever come to chick-fil-a, on the off chance it's the one i work at, because i don't think i could force myself to be nice to you. and you don't need coffee you stupid ass. you totally deserve this. you're the kind of customer that make me walk away from drive thru/front counter and bang my head against the wall to avoid saying something that would get me fired. you should be forced to work in a quick service industry. and i hope someone does something like this to you. asshole.