By fecurtis - 23/01/2009 08:36 - United States

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Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML
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maiden_girl 5

Wow.... that really did just go from MILF to GILF... lol.

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podrummer9209 0

Yeah dude. Wait til you hit three years and the holes in the middle of CDs make you start wishing your dick was smaller.

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harrisonmoon 0

you are nasty. you get hard from picturing a old wrinkly, stinky, gross old bitches ass? what the **** is wrong with you?

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flashback.miss 28

well... good thing you aint a necrophiliac.. otherwirse youd be imagining her in.. a ahhh!!!

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shadows17 0

hahaha!!! that's great lol really ******* scary though

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HamsteronA 0

when I went through it, just rescuing peach from bowser gave me a boner

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sublimetime614 0

gross that was my grandma!

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