By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12

it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.

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FmyLinNY 0

Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??

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elwoods 0

OP could be on antipsychotic medication? I've seen that symptom from antipsychotics before. It's even weirder when it happens to guys.

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jjhawkings 0

Wow, I could only imagine that that'd suck... unless you have a boyfriend who likes it =p

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jessicaaababy 8

ugh that's weird...haha

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swimmerstud 7

what else would come out of ur boobs? sperm?!

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

yes ladies, if this ever happens to you it is best to get checked out even if it is obvious that it is milk. lactation without pregnancy can be a sign of a pituitary tumor so don't just blow it off.

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ashrandom 0

Ew, that's so weird. lol lots of freaky guys like that, though.

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DaveOnDope 4

So, this guy is sucking on a ****** nipple and he gets a mouthful. He says, "Hey! That tastes like chocolate milk!". She says, "Yeah, all the guys say that but the doctor says it's cancer."

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