By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12

it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.

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FmyLinNY 0

Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??

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W4X 0

The Human Cow! Now at a cheap price of $9.99!

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CaptSkippy 9

on sale now only 3 easy payments of $3.33 plus a shipping rate of a mere 12 grand

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underpaid011 0

unless you are a dude this is the lamest FML ever.

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sexyscooter 0

so?? its just lactation... means u have enuff hormones to produce it...

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sexovic 0

it will be worst if u were a male...

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JpasDa1 2

if your producing Cambodian breast milk then your in business. 

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califbob 3

This would be a real FML if you were a guy, but since you're not, let me pick up a box of Trix and you can make breakfast for me.

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ace83_fml 0

you have a tumor on your pituitary gland and need an MRI soon to make sure it's not near your optic nerve

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DocBastard 38

Way to be an alarmist, Ace. Ace is referring to galactorrhea, which is what OP has. It's the production of milk in the absence of post-partum nursing. It is most likely due to excessive nipple stimulation, but it can be due a lot of other things ranging from elevated thyroid hormone and certain drugs (like Tagamet and PPIs such as Prilosec and Nexium) to stress and opiates. A prolactin-producing pituitary adenoma is a rather uncommon cause of galactorrhea. Any doctor in his right mind wouldn't jump from "galactorrhea" to "ZOMG PITUITARY ADENOMA! TO THE OPERATING ROOM, STAT!!!11!"

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Zebidee 8

Galactorrhea sounds like the worst of the Battlestars to get assigned to.

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MarryMeFry 10

Ace apparently watched that episode of "House"

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ThatLooksSticky 16

it could also be a tumor in a milk duct, although those types of tumors usually cause a different color of discharge. a wise doctor would send the patient for a mammogram, a retroareolar breast ultrasound, and possibly a breast MRI or glacatogram/ductogram.

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DocBastard 38

No, you're thinking of an intraductal papilloma which usually causes a bloody discharge from one duct, as opposed to galactorrhea which causes milky discharge from all the ducts. Intraductal papillomas are usually benign, but the workup includes all the things you mentioned.

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marcranger 28

so many fmls of late have ended with the unwelcome surprise of pregnancy. at least you don't face a difficult decision.

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astm 0

milk without being pregnat might be a sing of a tumor (not necessarily cancer) in the hypophysis. Did the doctor said something about that?

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