haha. atleast you didn't scream something stupid like: "I want you in me!"

That six month review might be awkward.

Etiquette 101 Buddy: Never drink more than you know you can handle in front of your boss. NEVER. Fake it if you have to. If I were your boss, you wouldn't have a job and I'd let future potential employers know. Maybe I'm a bitch, but you probably embarrassed your boss with his clients because the people you employ reflect who you are, like it or not. Semantics question: How did you blackout, throw up, then pass out? If you blacked out, doesn't that imply you were GONE for the rest of the time? Just asking, I get what you're saying OP...just asking.

sooooo YDI... firstly for drinking that much around your boss and stuff... and secondly you're the kind of person who takes advantage of others... you only drank that much cuz you weren't paying... why else would you mention that it was on his tab???

That's beyond YDI...this one should just be "I'm an idiot".

methinks phone is gone because it's company phone and boss took it back. methinks you need a new job....

Self-control is important.

when partying with your boss, you are allowed 2 drinks. if you think my rule is lame or harsh, i don't want to hear any whining about what happens to you if you don't follow it. 3 drinks if you want to actually sleep with your boss.

ya, YDi - im all for blacking out and waking up in vomit/the ground/mexico, but since it was around your boss, tsk tsk #30, two drinks? three if you want to sleep with boss? for most people who arent a little bitch, three drinks is nothing

Why do people drink when they go places with their co-workers and/or boss? You're just asking for trouble!