By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

I hope you pay for her years of therapy

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PrincessCastiel 27

I'd be surprised too since ya know, *whispers* Girls don't fart

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BreathingClover 19

At least your fart didn't push the door open and knock the poor kid out .. Although you came pretty damn close to killing her with fright

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tehandyz 7

I usually cover my ass with toilet paper. it keeps the embarrassment away

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mccrightp 29

You should have looked her in the eye and said "what happens in the toilets, stays in the toilets".

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Nessco 36

If you can't fart whilst in the toilets, where on earth can you do it?

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ranzan 7

Somehow, i find it funny, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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marzforlife 8

Looks like you have a mad case of "mud butt"

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