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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

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By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 21:00

Today, I was using the bathroom and my butt stuck to the seat a little bit, so when I got up, the seat unstuck itself and came down loudly. The girl who was also in the bathroom went running out, saying that I pee with the seat up because I have balls. I spent a while trying to convince other kids that I really was a girl. FML

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Zappaz 32

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:01

Scarred for life haha

BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:02

I hope you pay for her years of therapy

Comments

katymay98 6

Sunday 8 June 2014 13:20

I wonder if she was secretly rating your fart?

thisiscool19 14

Sunday 8 June 2014 13:28

Never eat one of me before you go anywhere.

doemetoch 28

Sunday 8 June 2014 13:53

So, you farted, in the toilet. How is this an FML? I mean, is there a more appropriate place to fart than the toilet? Ok, so it made quite some noise, that's just what farts do sometimes. Judging from this site, Americans seem to have a lot of taboos around normal bodily functions that I have a hard time understanding!

emeraldmaz 9

Sunday 8 June 2014 14:33

It's things like this that show that FML needs a third option for voting. Something like, "This really isn't that bad," or "Suck it up, Nancy," or "If this is your FML moment, your life is general must be pretty damn good."

nitrog100 21

Sunday 8 June 2014 16:08

I've always been of the opinion that the YDI is appropriate in those situations, as you deserve to feel bad for feeling bad over something so trivial.

tim374 26

Sunday 8 June 2014 16:09

I read it as the FML being about the girl's reaction, rather than the fart.

justsomerandguy 8

Sunday 8 June 2014 17:53

#26 A word of advice: questioning the validity of an FML is against the comment rules.

poisongirl708 11

Sunday 8 June 2014 13:56

She probably thought that you were in the midst of taking an atom bomb shit.

JMichael 25

Sunday 8 June 2014 14:23

Poor girl though she was gonna die.

donkinator 24

Sunday 8 June 2014 14:28

Gastronomical!!

octinate 17

Sunday 8 June 2014 14:33

Why not wait until everyone leaves the restroom until coming out the cubicle?

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 9 June 2014 3:22

If it's a crowded restroom or there's a line, that might be problematic. And I thought kids thought gross bodily functions like burping and farting were funny.