Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out...

By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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You deserved it 6 688

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 114

By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 047

You deserved it 3 420

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 743

You deserved it 893

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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You deserved it 203

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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You deserved it 6 905

By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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You deserved it 3 714

Blasted

By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

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You deserved it 2 967

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By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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You deserved it 27 545

Kids can be so harsh

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 21:00

Today, I was using the bathroom and my butt stuck to the seat a little bit, so when I got up, the seat unstuck itself and came down loudly. The girl who was also in the bathroom went running out, saying that I pee with the seat up because I have balls. I spent a while trying to convince other kids that I really was a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 847

You deserved it 124

Zappaz 32

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:01

Scarred for life haha

BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:02

I hope you pay for her years of therapy

Comments

thatguy7878 18

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:31

Wow, I've been the other person in the opposite situation, I was VERY horrified to see a 4 year old girl walking out of the stall after doing something similar to OP...

nlm92 15

Sunday 8 June 2014 16:19

If your name is thatguy what were you doing in the women's washroom? 0_o

justsomerandguy 8

Sunday 8 June 2014 17:40

#43 He could've been in men's room or even a unisex toilet (some places have them). I've observed that fathers usually take their little children to the men's room, while mothers to women's, regardless of their kids gender. A four year old could've been there with her father. Don't assume everyone is a pervert.

thatguy7878 18

Tuesday 10 June 2014 12:40

It was a single stall unisex toilet at a wedding :)

whenitdidhappen 14

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:35

bombs away :p

Cass_x 22

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:43

Have you ever thought about writing a book? Because I think this FML is beautifully written.

sweetest_jenn 18

Sunday 8 June 2014 13:29

But the role of "girl on fire" has already been taken...

chuka81 27

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:49

Nobody would rate you a four out of ten. If you terrified a young girl, you should get at least an eight.

teyyoshi 19

Sunday 8 June 2014 15:30

4 out of 10? an eight ？ i have no idea about this in this topic ，maybe in another FML fart occurring when having sex ？anyone can explain ？

kittina 22

Sunday 8 June 2014 18:10

It's a reference to another FML in which a guy rated his girlfriend fart

sunnymanutd 8

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:59

she might have thought there is a monster in the restroom.. you just gave her a nightmare.. I hope the kid is doing OK..

whatafuckup 14

Sunday 8 June 2014 13:03

Poor girl.. She's scarred for life

Vita_1 30

Sunday 8 June 2014 13:04

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. Just as I got done washing my hands, I heard a lady in the stall behind me ripping this ginormous echoing fart. Our eyes met as she walked out. FML.