Intimacy: Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's...

By anonymous - 24/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By feelsbadman - 12/07/2018 05:00

Today, I decided to surprise my crush by wishing her happy birthday when she came out of the lift. Too bad she was busy giving someone a blow job and didn’t notice me. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By Blake Lawrence - 26/11/2012 18:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

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By Toldyouso - 22/01/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML

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By Soline - 08/12/2008 12:05 - France

Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend with breakfast in bed. Instead, I spilled hot coffee all over her and the bed. We ended up spending the morning doing laundry instead of cuddling. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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OmniFML 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:05

Come back and write it with a baseball bat. It's the thought that counts. ;)

easylazy 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:22

You shouldn't jump to conclusions maybe she was having sex with YOU in the backseat DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?! No. THat's what I thought.

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thecheekyone 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:38

Thats seriously ****** up, just vid tape it and put it up on the net, then send it around to all her mates. Let the **** be known to the world. :)

k1ngj4m3z 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:07

BIRTHDAY SEX

TheLizardKing 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:24

Record it and send it to everybody you know. Stupid *****

Austine19 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:28

just blo up her carr and watch her die lol

Redneck325Ci 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:30

How about she gets dumped for her birthday? You could always go into her garage and write on her windows with a golf club or something, that would be creative. After she's done doing this other guy, you should stand outside the car with a gun and a sign taped to the side of it and ask if she wants "Birthday Pictures", and have the sign say; "Smile & wait for the flash". Then....BANG! =) I agree with #100 though, record that shit or just go knock on her door and say to her parents; "is so and so home?", when they say no ask if they'll check her car. =) So the conclusion would be: Getting busted cheating on her boyfriend by her family and/or being recorded doing it as #100 said.

crazysk8guy 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:34

lol number 4

shnibz101 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:42

Dump her people like that don't deserve to live

MrBadLuck 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:14

The girl/guy ratio of cheating seems to be 10 to 1.

Funtertaining11 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:16

That's pretty messed up.

cpatrick820 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:22

This site makes me afraid of my own damn relationship. I would have opened the door and yelled "SURPRISE!" and hosed their asses down Then I would have said "Make sure to get that checked...peace bitch" Then I would have helped myself to a slurpee