By anonymous - 24/06/2009 06:13 - United States

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Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
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OmniFML 0

Come back and write it with a baseball bat. It's the thought that counts. ;)

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easylazy 0

You shouldn't jump to conclusions maybe she was having sex with YOU in the backseat DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?! No. THat's what I thought.

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wreckedurday 0

whats wrong here, all he was doing was giving a special b-day present, you shoulda made her day and joined in, blew one on her face then dumped her ass. sry dude that does suck

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shadow_foot 0

This is totally a recycled post.

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pommeblossom 0

I hope you broke up with that ho.

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badabing94 0

if you were a better boyfiend that would have been YOU!

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1234five 0

Omg! What a *****! Hopefully u broke up with her..

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