Animals: Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box.... - FML

By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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By jaydiv - 22/11/2009 09:15 - Australia

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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Top comments

mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 23 October 2013 22:29

Well, for the cat, it feels normal. For humans....

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 23 October 2013 22:38

Not every cat-related story requires this pun, I assure you.

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Poupoule_fml 14

Thursday 24 October 2013 0:00

Was he also wondering what it felt like to lick himself clean or to eat some cat food? Next thing you know he will try to cough up a hairball.

awilliams44 9

Thursday 24 October 2013 0:06

You think he's done it before.?

TedNg 8

Thursday 24 October 2013 0:06

Why he wanted to be a little pussy? Haha!

LowExpectations 30

Thursday 24 October 2013 0:10

#11, Oh god... I can taste it... WHY!? Damn you and my mind's eye!

emblondie 7

Thursday 24 October 2013 0:11

Why are there so many FML's about pooping in litter boxes...?

Ziggy122 15

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:29

I haven't seen very many about pooping in litter boxes, but I have seen a lot about pooping in unconventional places...

awkwardturtl3 3

Thursday 24 October 2013 0:46

he couldn't at least try it when you're not around?

Kateyez_26 13

Thursday 24 October 2013 0:50

So he wanted to feel like a pussy for a day? O.0

Ziggy122 15

Thursday 24 October 2013 0:59

It feels like... taking a shit on the ground. I doubt it's that special.

831curmudgeon 7

Thursday 24 October 2013 1:00

Shouldn't your post read "my ex-boyfriend"? There is no doubt he is an idiot, but if you haven't kicked him to the curb, we really have to question your intelligence as well!

QueenOrangeSoda 21

Thursday 24 October 2013 1:59

Gee, that isn't nice. Some people just aren't as smart. It's no big deal; we all have certain areas in which we excel and fail. That doesn't mean they can't have a meaningful relationship. Even so, how does this FML imply OP's boyfriend is dumb? Curiosity is often the sign of a brilliant mind, even if this was a rather silly thing to test.

Kateyez_26 13

Thursday 24 October 2013 8:29

Yes bcuz ******** in a litter box is a brilliant thing to do. What did he honestly get out of that?

QueenOrangeSoda 21

Thursday 24 October 2013 17:02

A new perspective, perhaps?

Kateyez_26 13

Thursday 24 October 2013 21:55

Really hope you're joking lol....

ulissey_fml 22

Thursday 24 October 2013 1:06

He seems to have a sound curiosity. It should interest him to learn that your cat is neutered.

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