By sheilob - 24/03/2012 23:06 - Australia - Camden

Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML
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sydie5 12

You two are perfect for each other :)

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yesyesnonono 10

It's because you didn't spell it "LEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIINS!!!"

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PaulB123 11

So, he was swatting and missing a bean that wasn't moving? He must also have high coordination skills!

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MrSassypants 33

When I see comments that just include emoticons I am like this: -_-

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linkinpark98 23

You're welcome! I love making people act out this face: -_-

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br0ccoli 14

Shoo, fly don't bother me. You should have beatboxed to his rhythmic swatting. Makes things more entertaining when you bust out in song.

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grog_fml 3

you write very well for a retard. fake.

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DocBastard 38

Swatting a dead fly (or what you think is a dead fly) repeatedly doesn't mean you are unintelligent. Roasting the dead fly and then making coffee out of it, however, is a different story.

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MsConfusedd 27

No offense, but your comments used to be much more entertaining, Doc.

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MrSassypants 33

No offense, but I think you're confused, MsConfused.

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Shrike 23

No offense, but who gives a shit what you think, MsConfusedd?

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tennisrapper1 14

Sounds delicious doc! Will it fix my sarcas-o-meter?

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DocBastard 38

MsConfusedd, starting off with "No offense" is just a sign that you're about to say something offensive, and it isn't a license to do so. At least be gutsy enough to tell me you think I suck without the "No offense" prelude, please.

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MrSassypants 33

U suck! Lulz. Pwnded. Lulz.... No offense.

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MsConfusedd 27

I would say that if it was true, which it is not. All I was saying was that I used to enjoy your comments a lot. More recently, I've just been dissapointed with your comments. They haven't been as funny lately. I honestly didn't want to offend you in any way. I think a lot of people automatically thumb up every one of your comments, just because you're DocBastard, even when they're not that great. You don't suck. Your comment was a little weird, but you don't suck.

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

hey lady, your comment is even weirder, sounds like you're stalking the guy for gods sake. **** off and give the man some room, k?

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missalkali 8

probably the same people who give a shit what you think. so yeah, pretty much nobody.

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BruceV18 2

For the love of god don't reproduce...

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Almighty_Chris97 6

That was very well written for an almost retard.

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DrNuggetcase 3

Well for almost being a retard you certainly can construct well written, gramatically correct sentences.

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