By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 11:48 - United States

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Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional tattoo of a penis. FML
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mfinn 0

ydi for getting that drunk and being an idiot

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bwynin 0

Because a proff tattoo would be better?

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TrollTrollTroll 0

i got a tatoo of a person and i make them talk so it seems like i actually have friends

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TheLetterZero 7

Two stupid moves in one night! You should congratulate yourself, you failure!

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Seventytimeseven 0

Jesus....I have been so smashed I doubt I could barely stand up, but i still beat the crap out of my friends trying to draw on me cause i passed out with my shoes on. I have had a tattoo done before, it definitely should have cause some serious alarm and I cannot even begin to believe you held still for it. I can't believe this to be real

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bom_bom 0

Well how big is it. If its small maybe u can apply make up till you get it removed. And btw are you sure its a permanent tattoo.

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rosiegrewup 0

Talk about making a dick of yourself...

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padlarf 14

I involuntarily clicked YDI a hunderdandfourteen times

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perdix 29

A doctor could fix that right away. I suggest a urologist because they can make a very anatomically accurate penis. Hopefully, your insurance covers the addition of a hairy scrotum to really get rid of the current tattoo's clownish appearance.

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