By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 21:59 - Iraq

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Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML
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excusemydust 0

I think the words 'slopping' and 'slurping', as well as the phrase 'girly man squeal' are vivid enough alone to haunt me.

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Buuured 0

if you told him to stfu he would be the one on this site, not you

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Magneon 7

dude i am stationed here in iraq....FML

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xTIGERxLILYx 0

Seriously? There's no need to even acknowledge that idiot's existence, let alone that comment. FYL for having to fight for that douche's freedom

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bexox 0

Lol... it's probably my ex-boyfriend. He just joined the military.

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jaybrown 0

Or a guy that lives in Iraq. Ever thought'a that?

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OEMEGE 0

lmao I am loving all the euphemisms. I think your description has traumatized me as well, OP.

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magichateball 0

at least hes not painting a face on his hand and asking it if it wants some of that dick...

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Karpolo 0

If I were you I would have recorded it and put it on Youtube for teh lulz. But that would be mean. D:

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Gawain_fml 0

You should have helped him out....you know you wanted to.

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