By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 21:59 - Iraq

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Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML
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excusemydust 0

I think the words 'slopping' and 'slurping', as well as the phrase 'girly man squeal' are vivid enough alone to haunt me.

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bubs_AKA_vermin 0

I dare not imagine myself in that situation if my life depended on it. D8

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WPQ14 15

You didn't say one word about it? I've woken up to my roommate helping herself along (all us girls, keep in mind) and when her boyfriend was over. I made sure they knew not to disturb my sleep again.

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whoakryspyy 0

I don't even wanna ask what he was slurping... FYL

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ALphaOzcar 0

LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. "Girly Man Squeal"

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baileys82 0

this is what you say, "you squeal louder then aunt bessy's pig at super time."

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doof_fisch 2

Iraq you say? Maybe he would like you to be his "bag" dad.

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islaphippos 0

YDI for being in iraq, hahahahahaha

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jewelzgalore 0

Are you really from Iraq? If so, sorry your country is messed up. Our president Ol' Bush had a way with screwing with things we couldn't control. Best of luck.

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dk2008 3

And Obama is screwing things up even more, just it's now on our own soil.

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sodaxpopxhiccups 0

I agree to that completely, # 75.

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Dats_Fd_up 0

He's stationed there, not from there.

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