By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 21:59 - Iraq

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Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML
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excusemydust 0

I think the words 'slopping' and 'slurping', as well as the phrase 'girly man squeal' are vivid enough alone to haunt me.

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jewelzgalore 0

Are you really from Iraq? If so, sorry your country is messed up. Our president Ol' Bush had a way with screwing with things we couldn't control. Best of luck.

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AnaMaree 0

Was he sucking his own dick? Anyways, YDI for rooming with that guy.

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qetzacoatl122112 0

... What? How is that his fault? Very faulty reasoning...

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pietastesgood 0

Slopping and slurping? Unless he was performing auto-fellatio I recommend that he sees a doctor.

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lucksnothear1 0

well you could have joined in and done it in sync, together so you had something in common.

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somaturee 0

I honestly wish I stopped reading this after 'Today'. Oh jeez. D:

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penelope_fml 2

Ugh, now it's hunting me to, and I didn't even hear it.

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SimpleSimon 0

What kind of man are you?! ... That was possibly the best oppourtunity to you'll ever have to get prime blackmail and/or ridicule material, and you wimped out and did nothing.

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