By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

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Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
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yankfan89 27

Must have been one hell of a dream to be sleep humping.

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jaredofmo 22

If your family can't deal with you having a sex life, they got problems.

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Michael_92 20

Umm I think you might need to have a look at the fml again...

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xNephilim 18

Grandmas usually have a problem with their grandchildren having a sex life. Hell, my grandma freaks out when I have my gay best friend over and we watch a movie while laying in my bed, on top of the blankets, about five inches apart, door open, and lights on. Yeah, most grandmas and sex life? No.

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jaredofmo 22

Hey, this is my first buried comment! If you're dreaming it, you must be doing it. But yeah.

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GothicAngel17 24

No actually, if you're dreaming it you're most likely not doing it, have never done it, or aren't doing it enough. I've read that sometimes its actually to make up for the lack of "action" the dreamer might be getting. Haven't you ever noticed that we tend to dream of the things that we desire, yet can't or don't have?

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jaredofmo 22

True... I was wrong. Now continue to thumb down my comment so fewer people will see how wrong I was.

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auzz1_pride 9

I have a pretty solid memory and I gotta say I've seen your comments buried before :)

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jaredofmo 22

Oh? Eh, whatever. Can't get too worked up over comments on a website.

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Michael_92 20

Ahh don't make a big deal, everyone has stupid comments every now and then. I would have to agree with gothicangel; dreams are usually of something you want to happen. If they are not then you dream about it. Usually anyways.

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tony1891 22

was it a wet dream as well?

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IndianGiver 8

No, silly! It was obviously a dream where her boyfriend was an alien probing her. Or maybe he was a zombie eating her, if you know what i mean! ;) But clearly both of those sound like a nerds wet dream. Therefore, yes it was.

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racinghart09 4

Tell them you were being abducted in your dream. >.>

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PrimalHunk 5

Finish like a boss?

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ymcmbbaby 0

I'm still waiting to read the "doesn't matter, had sex'" comment.

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perdix 29

Good thing you woke up before the post-coital nose-picking. That would have been awkward! Maybe Grandma will knuckle down and learn to use Facebook so she doesn't have to deal with your perverted family in person.

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LittleDevil01 4

what happens in dreams,should stay in dreams. o.O

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bunniex1 11

Unless it's a dream that your flying. Then that would be awesome. Unless it was because you were on a plane. Or afraid of heights. I forgot my point. Nvm. Laaaaaaa

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bizarre_ftw 21

Say you were dreaming you were Michael Jackson preforming live

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kelissa_fml 16

This comment made my day! They'd totally believe her!!

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