By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

That's nasty (Cleveland voice)

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shellzy 20

Oh god...I just threw up a little. Cockroach free at least.

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TheRealBruce 12

Oh noo! Eww that Is so gross

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jwade11 12

Hey so ur really from quahog?

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speshlk37 13

Jeffrey! Anonymous threw up a cockroach! ...oh noooah!

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KronikSplakkn 4

****(roach) muncher.

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RockstarRN 10

Tons of insects will crawl/fly in your mouth when you are sleeping without you noticing. I'm guessing that's what happened.

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bharmon31 0

Yeah I have heard that before! :( gross!

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kaykay20 0

Call the exterminators soon as possible

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mintcar 9

Brushing, you're not doing it right. Gagging like USUAL?

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jillianmathers12 13

That's what I was thinking

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camster8393 1

Some people ( like OP and myself) have a sensitive gag reflex and so we often gag when we brush the back of our tongue. Not all that uncommon.

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kaoriblossom 8

I gag as well but if a cockroach ever came out then I'm pretty sure I'd have a massive spazz attack o.O

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kittie11 0

That's 'effen grips!

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deviable 9

Gagging sure, but throwing up? That's not usual.

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chickenwalrus 14

or she might be pregnant. my english teacher is pregnant, and when she brushes her teeth and doesnt gag or puke she runs around telling everyone. and she randomly pukes for no reason. this is why i like having testicles

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fyreangel 6

OPs gag reflex might get set off really easily.

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xlibra259x 0

ewww, that's so gross. how can you not feel something weird like that? I'd get your house checked out for cockroaches now. Just yesterday I was watching this show Infested and it showed thousands of cockroaches making a house their breeding ground, check it out while you can. hope you feel better.

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boredblonde 17

Your subconscious must really have a taste for bugs.

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somewizdom 15

Brushing your tongue?! Now that's weird!

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skeebers2718 5

Your actually should brush your tongue, you need to get the plaque off if it. Your just not suppost to gag while doing it

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JinxosGirl87 0

The majority of the bad breath germs is on your tongue. :P

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Enslaved 36

22, you never brush your tongue? You must have a winter coat on there!

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Penn2894 6

Do you sleep with your mouth open and live in a place where cockroaches are common? If not, you might have a problem.

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