By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

That's nasty (Cleveland voice)

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shellzy 20

Oh god...I just threw up a little. Cockroach free at least.

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yairbearbetch 3

You gagged and a cockroach came out. What are you? A necrophiliac?

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G0t4acked 8

You don't know what a necrophiliac is do you?

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yairbearbetch 3

Yeah I do it's having sex with dead bodies. In doing so you can have maggots growing in your throat also if the body rotten enough it's easy enough ti swallow a cockroach.

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deviable 9

I don't think cockroaches are the type of insect you should be worrying about the most when, er, being intimate with a corpse. It's usually maggots, worms, or beetles.

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CrazyThyme 10

I know tht that your a sick person!!!!

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yairbearbetch 3

Lol nah saw it on NCIS and bones I figure that stuff to be at least half true

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evamusical 12

Hope it didnt lay eggs somewhere inside you...

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Deadzombie 2

Stomach acid would kill it As soon as it hit.

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Enslaved 36

Practicing on your gag reflexes, I see.(: Sorry about the roach. My skin crawls just thinking about it!

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ms_YoungMula 8

I bet after seeing that you didn't need your toothbrush to make you vomit

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cBlackout 13

To be honest , everything about this post was unusual.

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hateevryone 14

ewwww how the hell did a cockroach get in your mouth?

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JinxosGirl87 0

You gagged as usual? I think your bulemic dentist has gotten you confused. I personally am terrified of roaches, so to throw up one would lead to trauma.

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iluvcandy 7

It probably came in your mouth while u were sleeping

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