By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

That's nasty (Cleveland voice)

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shellzy 20

Oh god...I just threw up a little. Cockroach free at least.

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ikickgingers 15

What would Doc suggest??

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2ndSucks 15

I don't even know where to start.. You'd have to eat a cockroach to throw it up.. And you find it normal to gag yourself every tine you brush your teeth?

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G0t4acked 8

Actually, if you sleep with your mouth open, bugs can crawl into it. And some people gag if the back of their tongue is sensitive.

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socoolsophie 4

You normally throw up a little while brushing your tongue? uh you don't have to jam it down your throat...

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mkitn 0

That's rather disgusting.

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alpacamybooks 11

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! I don't think I've ever been more horrified and disgusted in my life.

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hiLife808 0

Oh GOD that's terrible op! I f*****n hate roaches. I would drink a bottle of listerine just to sanitize my mouth and throat.

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hobojo69 23

O my god I would feel like so violated! Ewwww!!

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mattlovemom 2

Drink all of your mouth wash for us. Now.

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summerstarr 0

On average a person swallows about 7 spider and other creepy crawlies while your sleeping.

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Zomg_Okay 26

I was a lot happier not knowing that. :P

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marpay 11

It's never been studied let alone proven that we eat bugs in our sleep. Probably shouldn't believe everything you read on the Internet.

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