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By anonymous - 12/10/2010 03:06 - France

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

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By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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By dammit - 01/02/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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You deserved it 4 333

By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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You deserved it 2 392

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By WTF - 09/01/2023 00:00

Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML

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You deserved it 803

By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

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You deserved it 29 125

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By fuck gangnam style in the anus - 20/10/2012 22:48 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML

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You deserved it 2 862

Wild night

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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You deserved it 30 559

By tortureromoretorture - 27/08/2015 00:28 - United States - West Islip

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

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You deserved it 1 689

Uradoosh 1

Tuesday 12 October 2010 9:02

there would be three dead guys if it was my house

misoHappy 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 8:59

WTF?! Scary more than awkward!

Comments

MidnightBlossom 2

Wednesday 13 October 2010 6:20

That's why I keep a dagger in my room. Why a dagger? BECAUSE DAGGERS LOOK COOL!!

TENNISSTAR1 3

Wednesday 13 October 2010 6:20

Mexicans?

cupsie89 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 23:54

haha thats so random O.O why does this remind me of south park?

thizzl3ear 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 23:56

well were you a nice host and offered to cook breakfast?

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Thursday 14 October 2010 10:04

damn.....0.o

Norther 1

Thursday 14 October 2010 23:50

epic win x)

LyfzDeth 0

Friday 15 October 2010 11:42

lol Mexicans

DarDar1 0

Friday 15 October 2010 12:45

did u even no them

MysteryGuitarMan 32

Friday 15 October 2010 13:39

Haha, 3 random man or 3 family or friends? if they where random you better secure your home with anti-burgular stuff MGM

the4starr 3

Friday 15 October 2010 15:00

you didn't state whether or not you knew the guys but i'm assuming you didn't ? XD

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Today, I had my first therapy session for the issues caused by trying to please my overbearing, paranoid, self-centred mother. The first thing she did after we started driving home? Ranting at me and demanding to know if I'd been "talking shit" about her to my therapist FML

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Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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