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By gaggin - 26/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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Hmmmm, breakfast

By Spiderchick - 26/09/2019 12:00 - Germany

Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 16:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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By ThatsIncentive - 15/12/2016 01:59 - United States - Granite Bay

Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML

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By dirtbikeguy - 23/07/2015 13:05 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

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By BurnItOff - 19/04/2024 20:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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Nutz101 7

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:07

I have to stop eating while reading FML's

jojimugo 20

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:13

If you swallow 8 a night, you should do yourself a favor and move out of the amazon river

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amara92_fml 10

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:51

Haha eww thats nasty

sergentkyle 12

Thursday 27 December 2012 2:15

You don't say?

Morqan_Freeman 14

Thursday 27 December 2012 1:05

Itsy bitsy spider stuck in your braces!

Cherryheart 22

Thursday 27 December 2012 1:08

Guess you didn't taste anything. Would be much worse I think...

jericho101 14

Thursday 27 December 2012 1:17

I've always wondered if I could get spider powers by eating them...

TheDeafWalrus 8

Thursday 27 December 2012 1:23

That's some good Cajun eatin right there.

Nydeira 11

Thursday 27 December 2012 1:36

What were you doing last night?sex with a spider lol

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 27 December 2012 5:03

The hell? "Sex with a…" Wuh?! I don't even…

razelnuts 1

Thursday 27 December 2012 2:16

wrong late night snack

chris_a7x 11

Thursday 27 December 2012 2:28

Well I ain't going to sleep ever again!

whinthy 18

Thursday 27 December 2012 2:35

At least you didn't have to get up and go to fridge for your midnight snack (;

UniqueAnt21 3

Thursday 27 December 2012 2:41

That's sick!!

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Hmmmm, breakfast

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