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By gaggin - 26/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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Nutz101 7

I have to stop eating while reading FML's

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jojimugo 20

If you swallow 8 a night, you should do yourself a favor and move out of the amazon river

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viagradoesntwork 7

The spider must have really liked your breath

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tj5810 21

Spider: "Today, I went to what I thought would be a cool new hangout. My night turned into a nightmare when I got trapped in razor wire inside a dark hole. FML"

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alphatoomega 21

Interesting twist on the FML turnaround...

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VScpu 3

I was thinking the same thing. I was going to post a fml for the spider.

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This_FML_Girl 12

(to the tune of amazing spiderman) spidereater, spidereater, eats all the spiders during her sleep, they get stuck between her braces she is spidereater

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simoncat 11

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider. It wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

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volklskis 7

Oh god! Rinse with listerine!

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Astronaut01 11

Its actually 7 a night. And you are never any further than 5 feet from a spider

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DracoSpirita 21

Unless you're. You know. In a lake or pool. Or in a car.

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PhishloverA 14

How did it taste?

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