By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Oh, how it shot from his member like a geyser from the earth Covering the room with the bittersweet aroma of piss The drip on the walls, it running down his balls Oh the majestic beauty, splendor precipitating

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Florg 0

lol he painted the room yellow, a perfect baby color.

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pentameter 0

It's still an FML, she has to clean it up! I do find it a very cute story to tell his future significant others, though. :D

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boatkicker 4

If cleaning up baby-pee is your version of an FML you shouldn't be having kids. Once your baby learns to take off diapers, you'll be cleaning piss off of just about everything. It shouldn't bother you enough to write an FML about it.

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jdkfgkjdfb 0

15 years from now, you can embarrass him to your heart's desire. :) It is too an FML because she has to clean up all the pee.

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vetter_fml 0

He'll do worse with it when he's older. Get used to it...and congrats on having a boy.

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Wankster 0

Bwahahahaha! Your kid is cool!

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xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Stop trolling. "YDI for having children" is just a stupid remark. It's human nature to reproduce.. and he/she doesn't "deserve it" for what her son did. You're just an idiot.

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plexico 3

Won't be so damned cute when he switches from using his squirt gun as a caulking gun.

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