By notsurprised - 01/08/2011 12:55 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

Just be thankful it wasn't your dad... And that you have clean dishes.

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Squrril 0

Did you know bruno mars is realy peter herainazed!!!

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Who needs clothes? They're so cliche for people. I always walk around naked going to wal-mart and Guitar center, and if people stare I slap them with my penis.

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xxsarahfxx 6

Cool story, bro.

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TheHoboWerewolf 0

I'd like to give you a ******* medal for that comment sir! m/ XD m/

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awesomeash6692 0

Or if your a chick just spray them with breast milk.

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starsfan_9 7

anybody else read "strutting about in her birthday suit" and get The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars stuck in their head?

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lilmisslovely13 15

yes. Also, it's my birthday today.... now I know what to wear to dinner!!

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fadingfaith 4

Haha I knew what was from somewhere. I just couldn't remember where.

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Wirbelwind 2

Well...at least you know you don't have a Oedipus complex and she likes to clean things?

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jamalex13 3

OP is a girl, so she'd have an Oedipus Complex for her dad, not her mom

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jamalex13 3

OP is a girl, so she'd have an Oedipus Complex for her dad, not her mom

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merrilln 7

Wouldn't be an Oedipus complex. There's a different term for daughter and father.

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jamalex13 3

I know. I think it's the Ophelia Complex if it's daughter-father.

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jamalex13 3

Nevermind. It is Elektra...haven't taken a psych course in a while

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lissalove17 8

Elektra Complex, if I remember correctly.

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Ugi 26

You might want to buy a dishwasher - only try to get your mother to wear some clothes when the guy comes around to fix it - he's seen enough this last week or so already.

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Weetart 8

Hahaha parents will never cease to surprise me.

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dstivers 0

Maybe she had somewhere to go and didn't want her clothes to get dirty or wet.

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varkey 7

@43 so she only has one pair of clothes? She couldn't use whatever she slept in, or, if that was nothing, just an old pair of clothes (or even a different pair?) That's not a good reason to wash dishes without clothes unless she really only has one pair. @OP: Your mom is a perv. FYL (And no, I'm not saying walking around nude makes you a pervert, but doing it in front of your kids, whatever gender, does.)

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