Intimacy: Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself....

By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML

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By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

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By 420curse - 05/05/2015 18:20 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML

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By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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Saturday 15 September 2012 12:10

That sounds faptastic.

perdix 29

Saturday 15 September 2012 12:16

****-a-doodle-do!

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2aln2 0

Monday 17 September 2012 10:05

If your neighbor looks anything like mine - I totally feel your pain!! YUK!! X-(

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 17 September 2012 16:42

Hopefully he wasn't pleasuring himself in your ass.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 17 September 2012 20:29

Record & post it...Or, call his Mum & set the phone down next to the wall...

maybso 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:35

"i hear something!?" fap..fap..fap fap..fap..fap

ciaraaa23 7

Monday 22 October 2012 19:13

Dang how close do you guys live?? Hahaha

Catkam623 27

Tuesday 1 January 2013 3:13

There's a creeper in the window wacking to the sleeper

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