By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 434
You deserved it 2 728

Same thing different taste

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I hate apartments. I would much rather live in a trailer house then an apartment building, because you always end up living next to the worst people. My brother lives in an apartment and his neighbors blast their music day and night.

xXRaider68Xx 2

That's when you kindly excuse yourself from his bed.

Sorry about that. It was a really intense one.

Oh_So_Klassical 18

I spent the night with my friend and woke up to the sound of her female roomate pleasuring herself. It was an annoying morning because even though she knew we were awake and knew we could hear her, she told us to stop being so prude. I'm not a prude, and she was behind her closed bedroom door, but it was so annoying.

SpaceCadet87 0

Not my fault I'm a noisy masturbator.

SpaceCadet87 0

Nevermind, read that as herself.

If it was a "herself" it would not be on fml.

Crap, I should read previous comments before posting.