By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
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Pandacupcakelove 26

...I will never again complain about my neighbor playing the piano when I'm trying to sleep.

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Pleonasm 35

You've got some w(h)acky neighbours, OP!

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graffitied_love 20

So much for waking up to the sound of birds singing.....

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SystemofaBlink41 27

*tweet tweet* Ah! Such a beautiful mor---*fap fap fap*

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pennies_lane 6

no, instead he woke up to the sound of the chicken choking!

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solosohigh 15

I once had a neighbor that I could hear vomiting every morning. at first I thought she was just pregnant, but it went on for over a year. sorry, op. thin walls suck.

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xxDefiantxx 0

Im gonna assume you live in an apartment complex

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klx125cross 9

So instead of a alarm clock it's an alarm ****!

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