By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
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Enslaved 36

If you heard your neighbor pleasuring HERself, would it still be an FML in your mind?

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drewcat21 0

Depends on what she looks like. If she looks like Carrie underwood definitely not an fml, if she looks like Rosie O'donnel welllll fml.

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perdix 29

#13, maybe, but we woulld explain to her why it's wrong to do it in the living room while her kids are around.

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allie2590 31

You're 13. She'd be letting you in for milk and cookies, if that.

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SkoomaKi 27

Well maybe you could further his pleasure by blasting Justin Bieber music his way.

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Evaloscity 6

Must be karma for him hearing you fap last night!

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dancerNsinger4li 0

Hmm, how do you know your neighbor was pleasuring himself and he didn't have a girl or a guy over? But still waking up to that...FYl indeed.

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supportcommand 17

You could actually hear him tugging it? Are your houses that close to each other? Super thin walls? Apartment building? Or is he just extremely loud? I'm going out on a twisted limb here and say he was standing next to you while you slept. I'm sure he feels bad for waking you and would rather have finished and left quietly.

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walmartpaysme 15

Honestly, I think OP is just a pervert and assumed he was masterbating.

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