Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period....

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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You deserved it 12 018

Spectacle

By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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The planets aligned

By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML

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You deserved it 112

By babygurl69 - 20/01/2009 21:38 - Canada

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

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You deserved it 24 019

The body keeps the score

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Pontefract

Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML

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You deserved it 105

By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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You deserved it 3 800

By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

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You deserved it 1 554

Jingle bells

By anomynous - 03/12/2020 11:01

Today, I woke up with my period. At least I'm getting into the Christmas spirit with red and green shorts, right? FML

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renaet 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:32

At least your not pregnant :]

magaliwoodrock 19

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:24

WOW, That really sucks

Comments

wowzersselainee 0

Friday 26 November 2010 3:15

whtt are u copying Britney spears ?

groeneveld 0

Friday 26 November 2010 3:35

you sound hot we should hook up. do you have rubber boots?

skyeyez9 24

Friday 26 November 2010 4:22

Justin Bieber?

hiddydiddy 0

Friday 26 November 2010 8:01

WIN!

buggybeauty 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:24

well, you deserve all of the above. I'd say grow a pair, but...

Borntorasiehell 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:38

Haha sucks for you happy thanksgiving

Asoman 3

Friday 26 November 2010 5:58

just be happy you got the period ;)

livinthefridge13 1

Friday 26 November 2010 6:10

Win!

purplepickle 0

Friday 26 November 2010 6:13

come on, im sure you wouldn't be saying "YDI for drinking" if this happened to you the one time you had a few too many.

MuchDance90s 0

Friday 26 November 2010 8:10

American puritans except when it comes to **** or consumerism, then the high and mighty of this country fall hard

yeppers6502 0

Friday 26 November 2010 6:26

drinking is stupid and here's the proof!

Iamnotyourmom 0

Friday 26 November 2010 6:28

YDI for drinking. I don't feel any pity for you :)

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