Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period....

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML

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By babygurl69 - 20/01/2009 21:38 - Canada

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

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The body keeps the score

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Pontefract

Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

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Jingle bells

By anomynous - 03/12/2020 11:01

Today, I woke up with my period. At least I'm getting into the Christmas spirit with red and green shorts, right? FML

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renaet 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:32

At least your not pregnant :]

magaliwoodrock 19

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:24

WOW, That really sucks

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Farion 7

Friday 26 November 2010 0:15

Sounds like a good night to me, minus the period...

Zosiaaa 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:17

Hangovers are Gods way of saying 'Your ROCKED last night'.

username5000 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:29

Solution: get drunk

DaveTheBrave20 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:46

ITS LIDSAY LOHAN!!

TheLetterZero 7

Friday 26 November 2010 1:07

"Today, I woke up with a hangover- YDI.

Kua_Mei 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 0:07

I choked on my noodles when I read that.

Hopersz 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:12

Lmfaooo. That sucks im sorry lol

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 26 November 2010 1:12

YDI for drinking so much that you passed out. This would have been funnier if you were a man. (Yeah, I know she got her period)

lexusfc6 0

Friday 26 November 2010 16:42

funnier if she was a man? men don't looks so bad with a shaved head a woman on the other hand?!?! no hair!! now that's a cruel prank to pull on chick

Judus_beej 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:14

nothing like getting drunk at a neonazi rally. lol j/k racism is not cool at all.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:17

must've been some party. lol.

beachlova910 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:17

well that's what you get for being that drunk

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