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By BookBabe - 25/03/2012 15:34 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By bargainshopper - 16/10/2012 11:28 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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kieferr 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:43

Maybe you should shower...

Ijas 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:43

You got that mud butt?

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BRITTANYHUNGRY 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:52

Keep that new bikini in the closet..

MsConfusedd 27

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:52

Maybe someone who lost their sense of smell will find you attractive.

gonad_gobbler 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:52

You may think wearing skimpy bathing suits that expose your smelly as is ok, butt in reality, that kind of clothing is 'gunna...fly.

bensharp 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:43

^that was pathetic...

afdude87 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:01

when you read a comment and think, the ****?

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Monday 26 March 2012 6:17

Say that again in English, please.

Weezay 5

Monday 26 March 2012 17:18

184 - best profile ever

sillycart 9

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:53

Wash yourself

llamafish 25

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:26

Define self.

savy7093 9

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:10

Check yo self before you smell yo self.

yourlifesfucked 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:16

Maybe she likes to smell like milk steak.

sillycart 9

Monday 26 March 2012 1:02

Omg! With a side of jellybeans!

sillycart 9

Monday 26 March 2012 1:04

69- sorry people put thumbs down for your comment. They don't understand. And they are missing out!

lyssa_jean 7

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:54

ewww id be careful, you dont want to be shittin maggots tomorrow.......

zach2173 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:54

That's what happens when you have swamp ass.

gonad_gobbler 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:54

ass! i meant to say ass not as.

sbducks 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 23:34

You're dumb.

Girlybanana 2

Monday 26 March 2012 2:12

You also said butt instead of but.

fernclogger 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:57

Wipe your ass right

karatekid007 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:58

That's really disturbing

LuckyTroll 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:02

That's discusting

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:21

Your spelling is 'disgusting'.

G0odgrief 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:25

indeed

kittenvks 11

Monday 26 March 2012 3:04

Seems legit

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