Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the...

By BookBabe - 25/03/2012 15:34 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By bargainshopper - 16/10/2012 11:28 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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kieferr 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:43

Maybe you should shower...

Ijas 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:43

You got that mud butt?

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rubberduckie94 13

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:02

Next time rub some shaving cream on your butt then rinse. Then put your thong on. Shaving cream will cut through the worst smell.

b00kn3rd 14

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:34

I wonder how you know this.....

rubberduckie94 13

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:53

Working in nursing homes.

panda_bear0618 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:16

right on Kermit

gonad_gobbler 1

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:02

damn i ****** my whole comment up, commence thumbing down everyone

heyU70 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:05

Shower can help!

brinney_monster 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:11

This is an FML.. How?

lolipop1234_fml 7

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:12

Ewww have a bath, especially if your wearing a thong in public

soupisyummy 13

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:18

You be lookin' pretty fly girl(;

LuckyTroll 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:23

Clever lol

loganberrybat 11

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:21

Clearly someone needs a wash

iloveweed69 7

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:22

Dirty ass ;o

ankoku 2

Monday 26 March 2012 3:26

Dirty ass? Try orbi... oh wait..

iGabbyMc 3

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:23

Dang, remember to wipe next time xD

PiXiq111 11

Sunday 25 March 2012 21:27

Nah the flies just thought her ass was hot!

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