By Darwin_Award_Winner - 07/06/2012 12:10 - United States - Beaumont

Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

It's not normal to shave with a pizza cutter?

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jjames7543 13

So, that's not tomato sauce on your face?

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tony1891 22

Yeah Darwin. you really deserve an award for that one. No seriously

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MrFuzzles 5

I don't care how drunk I get, I could NEVER achieve that level of stupidity.

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leadawg75 12

Stfu a**hole. Its FML laugh it up or GTFO.

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MrFuzzles 5

It was a comment, I didn't ask for your opinion you ******* asshole. Follow the instructions on my picture very carefully, please.

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soad2014 7

"Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives..." oh sorry. Anyways, OP, I see you and I live in the same state, which brings me to my conclusion that all Texans are just freaking crazy. :)

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Pepperoni face?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Ah never mind.

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tennisrapper1 14

Whenever anyone says something about being drunk in an FML, I click YDI because it's usually a pointless, stupid action by OP, such as in this one.

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tennisrapper1 14

I meant whenever OP says something about he/she being drunk at the time of the FML.

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leadawg75 12

LMFAO ROTFL! Haha. Okay, thats great! Lol. Did it work? XD

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asdaasdaasda 1

Yeah it works, maybe you should try it, don't worry about the blood, you just keep using that pizza cutter, as obviously, it works...

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MrFuzzles 5

This comment makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.

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RedPillSucks 31

I thought alcohol consumption reduced inhibition, not caused you to think up dumber stuff than you would sober. That means that even sober, you would have thought about it, but just had the good sense not to do it. YDI on the mental, physical, and metaphysical level.

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leadawg75 12

Haha I understood every word you jut said, though I am sure that many did not.

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shinshoku13 19

I like ur new pick :D first sesshomaru and now jiraiya!!!

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PrincessPesa 20

You can never be sure what fantastically terrific AND also terrible ideas will surface when intoxicated. This pizza cutter = razor idea is a particularly dumb one. Perhaps if nothing else you question not only OP's judgement but his intelligence as well- or lack thereof.

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princehooliganz 4

8 slices coming up. Lol

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GawdamitNappa 4

Least there was no one on bath salts around. They might've thought OP's face was actually a pizza.

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