Love: Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:54

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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You deserved it 13 062

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By Rhayne - 23/07/2023 05:00 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, I discovered my husband hadn't stopped his dangerous gambling habit, even though he'd promised to stop after I caught him the first time two months ago. I'm hurt, sad, confused, and angry. FML

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By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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Obsessed and possessed

By ugh just make it stop - 01/07/2023 18:00

Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML

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You deserved it 1 928

Rolled

By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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You deserved it 53 671

Game on

By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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You deserved it 5 919

By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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My feefees

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/10/2012 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML

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So that makes it alright?

By Boundaries - 04/02/2021 11:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML

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You deserved it 136

haygurlhay 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:08

Your boyfriend is funny.

Trix_Disorder 20

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:25

Double meaning/pun is funny.

Comments

waterfish333 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:55

This is the first fml I've truly laughed at. That was a brilliant punchline, even if it was fake.

spoo 24

Friday 5 June 2009 23:57

I dont think your straight... probably not even a good pair.

flamencosketches 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:28

#3 - yeah, that's what I got.

A_Panda 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:39

Steal his laptop.

easylazy 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:08

He was probably talking to the people playing poker!!! A lot of times I say stuff to my computer. He was probably spacing out and ignoring what you said.

Shyman4ever 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:05

Smartass guy you got there. He made my day

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:38

You should slap him with your dick... you clearly are packin' something huge down there to pull out an ultimatum like that... bitch

ryemaki 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:11

............................so he didn't officially answer you yet, right? Ask him again. And again. And again. Until he answers. If he chooses online poker over you, he's obviously not for you.

pulpfiction_fml 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:20

I LOVE that guy. But listen, if you left him, he would have more time to play poker instead of having to listen to you bitch at him. He wins. Stay, and keep on bitching until he's forced to quit so he can get a little peace and quiet.