By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:54

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
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haygurlhay 0

Your boyfriend is funny.

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Trix_Disorder 20

Double meaning/pun is funny.

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happypenguin7293 0

ya you're right and no one would say it like her it'd be more like. look poker goes or I go choose now!

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zendaddy0 0

show him your full house and he will fold

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astriofou 0

would of been better if u put "you're bluffing" but i cant judged its ur love life :3

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mylifepwnz 0

at least he didn't say poker :3

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cupcakemann95 7

Read the FML guidelines... No saying anything is fake

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mishkaroni 15

Aw, he's witty and probably right. If it's taken you a year and a half to say that phrase then clearly you're not going to leave him over his online poker habits...

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Will_Spencer 4

Your response should be "no I'm all in for real" and then bitch slapped his ass

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