By psychoticbiatch - 08/04/2012 13:58 - Australia - Perth

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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psychoticbiatch 5

No, it wasn't at either of our houses it was at my brothers house, so no, I'm the only 30yr old "thing" there

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Tell her that if she didn't look like the bride of Frankenstein, she wouldn't have a problem right now.

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hateevryone 14

That's mean as hell. What type of mother would say that about their child?

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BeatlesObsessed 12

Go out, celebrate, have a few beers, and try not to let it get to you! It's your birthday! Oh and happy birthday, by the way.

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Jezlovespink 5

Yes and erase her info and eliminate her out of your life while your at it because she obviously isnt supportive of you....

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LaughinStock 16

Because 12 Op's bitch of a mother is close to dying probably and isn't happy with the way her life turned out. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP :D

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irrevelant 10

Stuff her in a giant chocolate egg. On HER birthday you can say: "Wow, I can't believe that thing hasn't hatched yet".

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ssnowywinter 0

Stuffing someone in a chocolate egg sounds more like a reward than a punishment.... or is that just me?

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jacquesromualdez 12

It's The Thing's birthday. Happy birthday material.

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amandajlucas2015 2

She mite not have been talkin to u she did after all say thing.. She could have been talkin about a piece of crap car that made it up I thirty miles an hour or a dirt bike or u never know so don't just assume she was talkin about u

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HopeLoveMusic 0

Thing? Who calls their kids tht. At least you proved her wrong, you made it.

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MotherHen88 4

When you get the chance, stick her in a nursing home.

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zingline89 18

She was referring to your dad's penis. Unfortunately for him, she was talking millimeters.

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kimmi41509 10

Well your username says it all. I guess she already realized you're a psychotic biatch! So don't take it too personally. :)

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LSS_fml 18

Pretty sure the username is about the mother... Just a wild guess.

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