Work: Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By jobless - 08/09/2016 18:18 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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bentleysdad11611 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:13

Sue !?

coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:12

Wow what a wanker.

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kelso_472 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:20

ethical strip club owner?

KittyJay 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:22

can't you sue for that???!! what a bastard! >:(

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:23

Lawsuit

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:27

I had a district supervisor tell my manager to let me go because I would not swing over to the Dark Side of the Force.

godsminy 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:31

definitely sue, and if he offers your job back or your rehired by the. judge, just say **** you asshole to your boss and walk away with the money

Osito2011 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:33

if I was you I would not care about the job. but I would sue his ass for every penny that company have, only because they hired someone like him

BBBBOOOOYYYU 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:37

SUE HIS ASS

iLove2Laugh 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:40

report him

allen30076 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:41

lawsuit much?

savoiefaire 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:42

doesn't like a great job anyways

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