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By Anonymous - 22/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By jobless - 08/09/2016 18:18 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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bentleysdad11611 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:13

Sue !?

coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:12

Wow what a wanker.

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jewfro311 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 14:50

Yes Man!

XyberPunk9 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 14:51

Dont let that one slide.. You're probably not the first person he's treated like a piece of eye candy / meat.. It is illegal to discriminate someone in the work place for ANYTHING.. race, religion, disability, sexuality, and least of all, their marital status.. If you dont sue the pants off of this loser, he's just going to keep on doing it. Be the one woman who puts him in his place.. Because not only were you discriminated against because you were married, he sexually harassed you by asking if you were single..

timsbabygirl87 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 14:57

that is extremely illegal.

Consequences 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 15:01

She's not going to sue him, women don't have the sack to stand up for themselves.

tweetbaby14 18

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:06

and you're wrong. my mom is going through a (multi?)million-dollar case right now against her job for discriminating against women, and she's also suing those that retaliated against her while she was suing. all in all, you can think that like an idiot if you please, but I'll sit here, with my cut of the money she wins and gives to me, and laugh at your stupidity. :)