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By Anonymous - 22/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By jobless - 08/09/2016 18:18 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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You deserved it 164

By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:13

Sue !?

coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:12

Wow what a wanker.

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Legendslayer222 26

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:01

That's bad. But yeah, you don't need a creepy boss. At least you're happily married?

kittenkiller 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:01

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Bree12345 15

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:03

damn that sucks

166324 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 14:33

girl u sexy

hellokat1 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:29

Guy you creepy.

Acaprice14 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:28

she got fired, so she doesnt :D

kittenkiller 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:04

I just thought, maybe she was a prostitute and the pimp didn't want a married woman working at a job like that so that's why he fired her

lifeisabitchandy 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:04

were u working at a strip club?

theman34 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:08

nice

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:09

Sue his ass!

mismonroe 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:13

And then you go to court.

abethehonest 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:48

iss dich? warum denn?

bbonander 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:15

I smell a lawsuit

rhysfucker 24

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:18

7 choptoxity: nailed it

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