Miscellaneous: Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 11:01

Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML

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By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Jo. - 20/10/2022 02:00

Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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diez14_fml 1

Monday 21 March 2011 12:24

she wasn't a friend.

Doortje 29

Monday 21 March 2011 12:24

What a lame excuse. As if one more person makes a difference. FYL OP.

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JokeMeister 0

Monday 21 March 2011 17:43

not your friend. AT ALL!

bassdredd 2

Monday 21 March 2011 18:19

18 and you've never had alcohol? not even a few sips or anything? FYL

reiix3 1

Monday 21 March 2011 18:40

khaya 9

Monday 21 March 2011 18:46

Don't bury your sorrows in alcohol.

Yeoj 0

Monday 21 March 2011 19:24

if it was Boston the straight edge police would have shanked you with your own cigarette

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

Monday 21 March 2011 20:10

awww! and it's her 18th bday and ur drinking?!

ringhals 0

Monday 21 March 2011 21:13

not in Sweden.

vivsss 11

Monday 21 March 2011 21:15

so much for a friend...

sexyredhead8 0

Monday 21 March 2011 21:20

get some new friends stupid!!

volsfan30 0

Monday 21 March 2011 21:39

wow she's an idiot

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