By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
I agree, your life sucks 110 825
You deserved it 13 091

Same thing different taste

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Sir_ND_Pity 35
iLike2Teabag 27

Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.

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hahahahah95 1

"Who's the boy?" **schick schick** (sound of shotgun sliding). Sorry OP, scary!! My dad had the talk with me about that age. I think I was still too busy climbing trees, building forts and trying to beat the boys at kickball. If I had a daughter, I'd lock her up!

The age of having sex is different in every country though, like here In the uk it's 16, yet in Spain it's 12

I'm from Spain and never heard of anyone having sex at 12. Or 13, for that matter

Did she mean 'virgo'? Otherwise, FYL and F her L

Time for a doctor trip ? Your daughter doesn't sound that bright ,might be an idea to get her tested to make sure she's okay and not pregnant .13 is way too young for sex and I don't know how she could be proud of it either .

1) why would you tell your dad that? 2) why would you tell your dad that in a restaurant?

punch her in the twat (: she had sex and isn't old enough to know what virgin drinks are.. lets hope she doesny breed :)

Well.. This doesn't surprise me one bit. My 16 year old son has already had sex (with a guy but still). All we should do with this generation is teach them everything (I covered lubes, foreplay, making sure your relaxed and REALLY ready, etc), with my son. He values himself enough to say no until their really committed so luckily I don't have to worry about him just doing it 24/7.. It had to be embarrassing to find out In a public place such as that. Your waiter/waitress must have got a good laugh though.. Wondering why on earth her virginity had anything to do with her drink. Kids say the darnedest things at the oddest times!

icepick23 12

People used to get married around that age--look it up

One of the reasons that 13/14 year olds are sexually active is because parents are too afraid to discipline their children. They want to be their friend first, their parent second. Their "precious little angels" could never do anything wrong! Another reason why young kids are sexually active is because being pregnant has been glorified with shows like "16 and Pregnant." I shake my head at society.